"Do you have a personal air conditioner I could borrow?"
Santa Claus wipes his brow as he waits for the 'Dear Santa' TV show casting call.
"I didn't want to use mine in the car on the way here. Gas prices these days..."
He tries to steer the conversation towarsd fuel and energy conservation, but all I can think is, 'why not just take the reindeer?'
I've been screening Santas all day. They roll off the elevators one hearty 'ho-ho' at a time. Now, if only there was tintinnabulation* it'd be perfect.
Ah well, life could be more boring...
*obviously I just wanted to use that word: \tin-tuh-nab-yuh-LAY-shun\ noun 1 : the ringing or sounding of bells *2 : a jingling or tinkling sound as if of bells