Monday, November 14, 2005

Refreshment Recipe

Event: lesbian night in west hollywood.
Drink: Patron tequila shots and Johnny black label on the rocks.
Company: two heartbreaking works of staggering genius; aka good, smart friends i can count on.
Transportation: breakneck speed in the slow lane.

Mix drink and company, fold in event, add pinches of transportation. Let chill for several hours.

Customer Reviews:

"the perfect release mix to make the following morning's 'take-the-boss's-kids-to-school-at sunup' a little more bearable." *****
-Surrogate Soccor Mom

"This fabulous take on a classic brought a real flair to my usual sunday night bla-ness. Will definitely be using this recipe in the future!" *****
-Lonely in Los Angeles

"I don't know what the big deal is. You all obviously have no life and need each other to bolster confidence in your self-perceived genius." -*
-Mainstream Maverick