Craigslist is getting better all the time. Now you can find anybody. One of my latest faves:

Hot Cuban guy mid-20s

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Date: 2004-06-07, 9:35PM PST

We boxed for ten rounds in flyweight semis. You kept hugging me. I wanted to keep hugging you, but the ref said “stop.”

Was it just boxing?

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and the reward for 'most romantic' should probably go to:

Longshot: Halloween 1972,

You were dressed as a hippie.