Excerpt from review of a recently released memoir:

"My Fundamentalist Education" , a 'memoir of a divine girlhood' promises a glimpse into a world we soy latte addicts don't understand but can no longer dismiss. Controversy about evolution, Christian blockbusters in Hollywood, a president who speaks in biblical code: Christianity is hot, and Rosen's background is, suddenly, marketable. With her intelligence and tongue-in-cheek tone, she comes across as the ideal liaison: a former insider who will explain fundamentalism while allowing us to chuckle at it

Yay! My novel's topic is hot! (duh, look at the world around us right now)
I just need to finish the damn thing. Like, yesterday.

Title ideas, anybody? The more sensationalist the better.
hmm. How about 'My Sexual Fantasies about Jesus...'? I was in training to be 'the Bride of Christ,' after all...