Yesterday I:
-ate a PBCJ (peanut butter chocolate jelly french toast sandwich), papaya mango smoothie, burrito (con todo), and chocolate cake. In that order.
-wore cowboy boots and a 'Word Up' tshirt (def: 'I concur that you are correct, my good brother').
-attempted to bail my DUI sibling out. Used a bondsman's business card that said 'god forbid but just in case,' and solemnly told a policeman the sibling's license plate number: 'ONO50'.
-had an impromptu shower scene with my girl friend. If there was a camera involved, we'd have a side business right now (but it was very, very clean).
-realized anew that men actually feel bigger the smaller they make the girl feel. (being a hetero and all, what the fuck am I going to do about this?)
-shared a proverbial mutual thumb-sucking session with the people who make it all OK in the end. (thanks matthew and jah)
-put out the xmas lights, turned on the fan, and curled up under the stairs for 7 hours of solid sleep.
The End. (I should write memoir screenplays, I know)