"I'm the Decider" inspired one blogger to write in dr. seuss-style:

I'm the decider.

I pick and I choose.
I pick among whats.
And choose among whos.

And as I decide
Each particular day
The things I decide on
All turn out that way.

(You can decide if you want to continue below...)

and check out the salon.com article: Clinging to Rumsfeld as generals lead an unprecedented revolt, Bush reveals his weakness and his disdain for the lessons of history.