If you attach a long piece of masking tape along the spine of a short-haired cat, from the base of his tail to the crown of his head, he will slink along close to the floor, believing he is crawling under something.
thanks, jean. if we'd all tortured our pets as youngsters, we'd know these things too. although she attests that it actually made the kitty love her more.
sounds like that cat and me would have the same taste in fuck-buddies.