Oh wait God, one more thing?

Bigger Butts Need Longer Needles

By Reuters | 2:59 p.m.

Study shows fatter rear ends are causing many drug injections to miss their mark.

Lord, today's headlines also drive home this too-short point: excessive turkey and pumpkin pie consumption in the form of booty-not-licious fat rolls is yet another problem our degenerating society is faced with.
Oh Lord, please bring on Armageddon, already.
Amen. again.